With that out of the way, you should know that Jeff is our resident Bedouin of Technology. The man has a peregrine thirst for information. From whatever large cat operating system Apple's just released to the robotic arms that built it — Jeff wanders over the sands of the interwebs in search of more.

Per example: What do you like to do in your free time, Jeff?

"Oh, I like doing projects, bike riding, camping, going sailing in my friend's boat."

And that sounds nice, until Jeff elaborates that he likes sailing because, on top of being outdoors and under the stars, he's constantly fixing stuff, tinkering with the electronics and navigation equipment, devouring manuals and asking a million questions about the buoys and the lights and the big boat on the radar in the night and what communication protocols one should follow in the event that...

So other than generating interesting and often incomprehensible conversations in the Creative Room, Jeff has his fingers in a lot of pies here at FG. From IT support to website mechanics, Jeff finds creative ways to employ technology in order to solve business problems. That means in the great Brand Spanking machine, Jeff is the one running around the inner works with an iPhone and a soldering gun, just making sure the steam pipes are all firing at the right temperatures.

Seriously though, if you can't find Jeff at his desk, the boiler room is a good bet. Dude has a magnetic inclination toward troubleshooting.

Which means if you're a client, you thank your lucky Start Menus he's on the squad.